November 11, 2008

• This was to funny for me not to share:

  THE MOMMA TEST
  
     I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter.  She picked up
  something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth.  I took
  the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.  'Why?' my
  daughter asked.  'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where
  it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied.  At this
  point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mama,
  how do you know all this stuff?  You are so smart.'   I was thinking
  quickly.  'All moms know this stuff.   It's on the Mama Test.  You have
  to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.'   We walked along in
  silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new
  information.
  
     'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you
  have to be the dad.'
     'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.
  

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